Best. Alarm Clock. Evar.

[yendi]

An alarm clock that wakes you with the smell of fresh-cooked bacon, and which then serves up that slice, fully-cooked.

Link ganked from laurel.

Comments

[mfree.livejournal.com]

I.... I'm skeptical. Three's the image of a grease fire at the foot of my bed that just turns me off...

[yendi]

Well, with the halogen lamps cooking the slice slowly, I figure it's not very likely.

And bacon's worth a little risk, anyway.

[litch.livejournal.com]

Not for houses with dogs.

[thejunebug.livejournal.com]

I can see the headline now:

Man in Boston Dies of Electrocution After Accidentally Drooling on Alarm Clock.....

[nishar.livejournal.com]

I want an alarm clock that wakes me up with a randy Angelina Jolie. hehe

[yendi]

Alas, those are a lot more expensive.

[nishar.livejournal.com]

But well worth the price. haha When they can make sexy androids, then we can get such alarm clocks.

[markdeniz.livejournal.com]

I'm literally lost for words...









See!

[blazingmoogle.livejournal.com]

this might not be the best place; but it seems Shayara's site is down, and a quick look through Shadesong's journal does not show why...

[yendi]

*nod* We know -- it was hosted at my old place of employment, and they pulled the plug sooner than was promised (but what can I do -- it wasn't in writing). We've got the files, and it'll be re-hosted as soon as we find a good home for it.

[desperance.livejournal.com]

Just checking - you have seen/tasted the bacon mints (http://www.mcphee.com/items/11706.html), yes?

[yendi]

I haven't, and I have to admit that they scare me. I enjoy bacon in many forms, but I don't see it mixing well with mint.