Lesbian Koalas!

[yendi]

Lesbian Koalas!

Really, what more do I have to say?

As kajivar notes, the "down under" jokes are too obvious, but your mind probably went there anyway.

There's also surely a furry joke to be made, as well, but again, it's too easy.

Comments

[onceupon.livejournal.com]

One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males

Did they seriously just say the koalas are party-bi?

[yendi]

I've heard that some of them also experiment with it while in college.

[cktraveler.livejournal.com]

*singing* Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

*ducks, RUNS*

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole

So they have toys? *ducks*

One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males

Must not say it, must not say it...oh. It has been said.

This is so beautiful

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

And on the same page is this headline:

Drunken Australian catches shark with his bare hands

Re: This is so beautiful

[yendi]

But the real question is whether the shark was a lesbian.

Re: This is so beautiful

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

Can't be. They don't have flexible enough tongues:

A shark's tongue is called a basihyal. A basihyal is a small, thick, relatively immovable piece of cartilage that is found on the floor of the mouth of sharks and fishes. The basihyal seems to be useless for most sharks, except for the cookiecutter sharks, who use it (along with very sharp teeth and suction) to rip "flesh-cookies" out of their prey (Shirai and Nakaya, 1992).