You must be fucking kidding me.

[yendi]

The new Supergirl figure that DC is releasing:





Um, no. No, no, no.

No.

And no.

Comments

[caerwynx.livejournal.com]

Wow. Yeah. I almost expect an alien to come shooting out of her midsection there.

*boggles*

[kizlj.livejournal.com]

I think the hipbones conceal embedded lasers.

[cktraveler.livejournal.com]

Okay, I don't mind sexy (especially not in superheroes) but that's not sexy, that's skanky.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Ho!

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

Well, nobody's going to be looking at her... face...

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

Yeah. 'Cause she's got such pretty hair!

[mfree.livejournal.com]

Invisible corset.

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say it borders "non-work-safe" because there's nothing the least bit erotic about that torso.

Criminy, it looks like she has a snake's belly!

[raptorgirl.livejournal.com]

Dude, you can practically see her no-no region.

[ogre42.livejournal.com]

Dude, "no-no region"?!?!

[static-eddie.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I just think it looks extremely stylized...

[dr-nebula.livejournal.com]

Damn.

Her abs are ripped better than Arnolds..

[ponygirl118.livejournal.com]

WTF? She looks like a streetwalker.

[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

Streetflyer.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

I like her hair. It takes me a while to notice the other features.

I'm weird.

[wicketbird.livejournal.com]

It's Superhooker!

[suzieboz.livejournal.com]

LOL. WTF???

[yud.livejournal.com]

Wow, each of her thighs is thicker than her waist!

[annesible.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good point.

Just want to add that as long as major comics companies think portraying a sixteen-year-old girl in this manner is okay, I don't want to be hearing any guff about yaoi/slash/etc.

[ringrrl416.livejournal.com]

...wha...?

how....but...this is like those stupid brat dolls. Why is every image of a strong female in this country making her out to be skanky!?!!?!?


oy. vey.

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

because sadly but truly, the brat dolls are what sell nowadays...its what the parents are buyin for the kids...

[aiela.livejournal.com]

Those hip bones are frightening.

[envoy.livejournal.com]

I do not want to be getting those kind of come-hither looks from someone who could squeeze my wee-wee into fleshy toothpaste just by giggling too hard.

[litch.livejournal.com]

so what kind of underwear is she wearing, It's have to be a thong I guess.

Could you put a trampstamp tat on a kryptonian?

[songwind.livejournal.com]

I'm telling you, there should be a "minimum # of dates in the last six months" guideline for comic book artists and collectible figurine sculptors.

Plus you shouldn't be allowed to make anime if you think women younger than a certain age are sexy.

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

For the former, your mom or a sister doesnt count toward the minimum...

You would put most of the Japanese animation industry out of business by the latter standard...

[butterflymama3.livejournal.com]

That is ummm....truly offensive. This is what we want our daughters to aspire to? Oh, and just for the record, this parent of a six year old girl does not allow any Bratz anything into the house nor will we purchase any Bratz stuff for any of her friends as presents.

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Huh? Oh yeah, that one. Old news really. Sadly it does fairly represent how shes portrayed in her own comic from what I've seen...

[yndy.livejournal.com]

does she come with her own titanium stripper pole?

sheesh.

[redcrowstudio.livejournal.com]

Is there a "Supergirl Does Dallas" mini-series or GN that this is supposed to tie in to? 'Cause then it might make sense.

[lyssabard.livejournal.com]

Dude, aside from skany, the proportioning and musculature just look freaky.

Eew.

I need me some kryptonite.

[littlebuhnee.livejournal.com]

Whoa. I know I don't keep up with comics very well, but when did she turn into a hootchie?!