Joust: The Movie
Sep. 4th, 2007 12:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yendiReally, I can't make this shit up.
I see so much potential here. Ideally, it should be like every sports movie ever, with the underdog Emu Riders showing that the big, swaggering Ostrich Riders are no match for their buzzard-killing skills. In the end, of course, as the world literally falls apart, both groups of rivals gather together, Top Gun-style, to fight the hordes of super-fast late-level buzzards and lava demons, even as they all wonder why they keep bumping into an invisible ceiling.
Man, I'm so there.
If we're lucky, this might lead to big-screen adaptations of Dig-Dug, Bagman, and Burgertime (I see Dane Cook in the last one, as the chef who stomps his burgers into being, all the while avoiding being caught by the health inspector).
I see so much potential here. Ideally, it should be like every sports movie ever, with the underdog Emu Riders showing that the big, swaggering Ostrich Riders are no match for their buzzard-killing skills. In the end, of course, as the world literally falls apart, both groups of rivals gather together, Top Gun-style, to fight the hordes of super-fast late-level buzzards and lava demons, even as they all wonder why they keep bumping into an invisible ceiling.
Man, I'm so there.
If we're lucky, this might lead to big-screen adaptations of Dig-Dug, Bagman, and Burgertime (I see Dane Cook in the last one, as the chef who stomps his burgers into being, all the while avoiding being caught by the health inspector).
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Date: 2007-09-04 05:36 pm (UTC)I'm going for the BIG one...
Date: 2007-09-04 05:12 pm (UTC)Pong: The Musical
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Date: 2007-09-04 05:12 pm (UTC)Re: drat...
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Date: 2007-09-04 05:21 pm (UTC)Meanwhile, I'm working on my headshot. Not gonna let this one pass me by, nosiree!
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Date: 2007-09-04 05:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-09-04 06:13 pm (UTC)Come on, we had the animated series...go from there to the big screen!
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Date: 2007-09-05 12:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-09-05 04:21 am (UTC)and...
PONG: THE MUSICAL!
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Date: 2007-09-05 12:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-09-05 05:36 am (UTC)and don't get me started on the asteroids movie and its remarkable similarities to the last starfighter, and somehow inexplicably the goonies.
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Date: 2007-09-05 12:43 pm (UTC)