Oh, dear fucking lord, no.

[yendi]

As if Michael Bay's attempt to sully horror franchises wasn't bad enough*, now Brett Fucking Ratner is going to produce a remake of Mother's Day. Directed by the moron who gave us Saws 2, 3, and 4 (films that make the original Mother's Day look like Casablanca).

*Sadly, I might consider seeing Bay's Friday the 13th remake on the big screen, as it's my all-time favorite horror franchise. Although this is by the same hacks who gave us the wretched Freddy vs Jason, so there's a good chance this will suck as much as that one did.

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well

[hamlet423.livejournal.com]

If he casts Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker and calls it "Mother's day: Rush Hour 4" then how bad could it be? As long as its a Rush Hour movie, Bret Ratner can direct it. If its any other kind of movie, he is going to have problems....

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

I heard something about Billy Bob Thorton being attached to play Freddy in a relaunch of the Nightmare franchise. Any traction to that rumor?

Re: well

[yendi]

By the second Rush Hour movie, it became pretty clear that he was going to have problems no matter what franchise he was involved with.

[yendi]

From what I've heard, it's true. And in honesty, he'd probably be good as the nasty Freddy from the first movie. Then again, I see no need whatsoever to remake the movies.