Well, that's a relief

[yendi]

Turns out that Cello Scrotum isn't a real condition.

Mind you, I'd never heard of it before, but I'm glad to know that if I decide to start playing the cello, I need not be concerned about my scrotum.

Comments

[mfree.livejournal.com]

"A spokesman for the BMJ said that, 34 years on, no-one faced the sack for failing to spot the implausible condition. "

I..... heh. Guffaw.

[ckd]

Indeed. Someone was having fun writing that.

To Sum Up

[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

Playing with your cello = no problem
Playing with your organ = go blind

On my really good days, they swell to the size of small dogs.

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

Anyone who has ever watched a cello being played would realise the physical impossibility of our claim

Not necessarily, though that would have to be one freakishly well-endowed.

Now I have Dan Bern's "Tiger Woods" stuck in my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CXOnJsM4o

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

I don't think they are getting enough babes to worry about that area, anyway.

I kid, I kid.

No, not really.