Some would call it rationalization
Mar. 6th, 2009 07:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yendiEvery Friday, our group's director brings donuts into the office.
Today, with the best of intentions, I cut one of the donuts in half.
I then looked at it, realized I was way too hungry to eat only half a donut (which is what, one bite? Maybe two?), and grabbed the other half.
I still stand by what I did. I mean, cutting the donut made crumbs fall off (which surely saved some calories), and the very act of cutting had to burn something, right?
This is why you're fat should just redirect to me. It would save them time.
Today, with the best of intentions, I cut one of the donuts in half.
I then looked at it, realized I was way too hungry to eat only half a donut (which is what, one bite? Maybe two?), and grabbed the other half.
I still stand by what I did. I mean, cutting the donut made crumbs fall off (which surely saved some calories), and the very act of cutting had to burn something, right?
This is why you're fat should just redirect to me. It would save them time.
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Date: 2009-03-06 01:42 pm (UTC)