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I believe that wrapping presents is a genetically inherited talent, much like rolling your tongue. And some people will never be able to do them well. And I'm one of them. The point being, I just finished wrapping four of 'song's birthday presents for Saturday (all of them books, with nice easy rectangular shapes). And they all look like crap. And re-wrapping won't help. I'm just genetically deficient. I really want to commission a scientific study on this. I need to justify my incompetence.

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Which member of the Royal House of Amber are you?



We have looked deep into the Jewel of Judgment, with some help from Ghostwheel, and determined that your amnesia hides the fact that you are actually Dworkin. Dworkin, father of us all. Are you feeling fairly sane this evening, sir? Or, should have your special chair brought in for the evening meal? We've been keeping your room in the Castle ready. If you decide to join the rest of the family at dinner, please let me know, so that I may set the appropriate number of places.

Dude. I so wanted to be Bleys, or Corwin, or Random. Not that Dworkin is anyone to complain about.