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Sleep update -- got eight hours, still didn't want to wake up. But I'm more awake now than I was at this time yesterday, and that's before getting a cinnamon spice mocha, even.

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Ack. I foolishly scheduled a meeting from 11 -- 12:30 (well, there was no other time I could schedule it for). It got out early, but I am so fucking hungry. And I have 45 minutes now to wolf down food, browse the net without any work-related intentions, and then head to the next meeting. And since the Smallville recap is up, I know how I'll be spending a part of that time.

In honor of Steven J

Fuck the Creationists:

by MC Hawking (see http://www.mchawking.com/index.php for more info)
Ah yeah, here we go again!
Damn! This is some funky shit that I be laying down on your ass.
This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of evolutionary science.
Check it!

Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.

Chorus
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck the Creationists.

Break it down.
Ah damn, this is a funky jam!
I'm about ready to kick this bitch back in.
Check it.

Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority,
because kicking their punk asses be me paramount priority.
Them wack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory",
they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.
The cosmos is expanding every second, every day,
but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray.
They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred,
if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head.

Chorus

Bass!
Bring that shit in!
Ah yeah, that's right, fuck them all motherfuckers.
Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
Fuck that!
If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party,
I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Fucking creationists.
Fuck them.

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On my way back from the water fountain, I passed a student wearing extremely tight vinyl pants, something you don't see on campus every day. And yes, I may have turned my head her way, enough that I nearly bumped into a wall. Which leads me to this conclusion:

I'm easily distracted by shiny pants. :-)

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What 8-Bit Theatrecharacter are you? at LeetAssQuotes.NecroVMX
Hee. :-) Although I've always seen myself as more of a cross between Red Mage and Fighter (that Family Circus is so funny! ;-)

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Woohoo! Crave and MacPlay have announced that Freedom Force, the only reason I've had in ages to lust for a Windoze box, is being ported to the Mac (and will be native for OS X). Yay!

Smallville

Dude. So Pete has to waste one of his token three lines of the episode shouting, "Remy Zero"? The band sucks so hard that they have to play a high school in a fucking hick town in Kansas, and yet they suck up like two minutes of precious airtime on an otherwise damned good show.

I hate cliffhangers.