Gah!

This coming weekend is Back to School. Gah!

Oh, this week's going to be fun.

Fun like watching a Michael Bay film marathon. While flesh-eating weasels chew your penis. That kind of fun.

Weekend: Ikea, hanging with the kid, major insomnia, introducing docorion to the quote-fest that is Clue, and finally catching the American Dad that featured Karl Rove as a Sith Lord.

And another thing

Where the fuck is my DVD copy of Dellamorte Dellamore? What kind of world do we live in in which the best Rupert Everett movie remains unavailable on DVD, and shit like My Best Friend's Wedding, The Next Best Thing, and Dunston Checks In can be found everywhere?

So

If Bruce Banner ever wants to write romantic pairings about his favorite fictional characters, does he shout, "HULK SLASH!"?