This is what my brain gets like when I'm in meetings all day.

1. "Stay away from those shoes," the philosopher's friend cautioned. "That's Zeno's Pair o' Docs."

2. "Did you hear that Kang went back in time and plucked the original leader of the Thunderbolts from the timestream in 1949?"

"So how were the Thunderbolts able to form?"

"I guess that's Zemo's Paradox."

(Because the clock always gets halfway closer to the declared end time of the meeting, but never arrives.)

Thirty years later, nothing's different

Now: America's Most Miserable Cities

Thirty Years ago:

Dr. Klahn: The CIA thinks they can infiltrate the Mountain of Dr. Klahn!
CIA Agent: You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard.
Dr. Klahn: Take him to. . . Detroit!
CIA Agent: No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!
--Kentucky Fried Movie