Well, that's a relief

Turns out that Cello Scrotum isn't a real condition.

Mind you, I'd never heard of it before, but I'm glad to know that if I decide to start playing the cello, I need not be concerned about my scrotum.

Today's lesson

I've been mostly off the internet today, but just as this morning began with an important PSA about Cello Scrotum, so does the day end with another PSA.

Courtesy of murnkay, remember that you should not mix a raccoon and your penis.