Things I did not know until today

According to Tom Coburn's Chief of Staff, all porn is gay porn, no matter what combination of folks it features. Yes, reading porn will make you go blind grow hair on your palms turn you gay.

Also, he should probably be aware that 11-year-olds looking for porn aren't buying issues of Playboy; they're using this thing called the Internet (which, as we all know, is for porn).