Oh, dear lord

[yendi]

Best review evar. (Or at least recently).

Not worksafe. Because of language and because your giggling will annoy your fellow cubemates.

It's like the romance novel equivalent of the Chris's Invincible Super-Blog reviews of Tarot.

Comments

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Whether that is from the least enticing sex I have ever seen in print or laughing so hard is an exercise I leave to the reader.

[yendi]

I'd vote for C) A combination of both!

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

I expect you are right.

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Her vagina is hunted.

I've read some incredible erotica in my day and that...that is incredible in the worst possible way.

[yendi]

Yeah. It defies all logic. I mean, it's random alt.sex usenet group bad, just with better punctuation.

[asim.livejournal.com]

That was truly painful.

Just admit it -- you hate hate hate us, don't you?

[yendi]

Yup. My LJ is just on ongoing experiment in revenge against the entire world.

[eilonwy.livejournal.com]

Thank you for sharing. That was amazing in its horror. It was nice, though, to be reminded that there is worse writing out there than my students-- much, much worse. I am going to share this with lots of people now. Thank you.

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

I do believe that review was read aloud on the City of New Orleans.

QUEEB.

[rowancat.livejournal.com]

OMG! I thought Literotica has been rapidly going downhill
since the late ninties.
I've skimmed through some truly horrendous stuff there
but this book?

Maybe it's really a blatant/subtle parody which people
are taking seriously, while the author is sitting back
laughing and raking in the money people are spending
just to have a copy of the worst "romance novel" ever...

Loved the review and the comments following it :)

[cissa.livejournal.com]

Ye gods.

Even *I* have standards higher than this!

[jerel.livejournal.com]

Wow.

I've read bad fanfic that's more tolerable than this--truly bad fanfic, not the kind where someone sets out to write deliberately bad fic.