Because you demended it. Damn you.

[yendi]

I've got all sorts of reasons to hate the world today, but here's one that works well: The world it giving us Big Momma's House 3.

As noted in the article, it's being written by Randi Mayem Singer, a screenwriter so untalented (see Mrs. Doubtfire) that there's actually a good chance that this will be worse than the previous movies in the series (impressive in light of the near flatline of quality the films have already hit).

I can only hope, for the sake of everyone involved, the Martin Lawrence can bring his immense talent back to the role; I'd hate to see what would happen if they had to find someone else who could wear a fat suit and act like an idiot.

Comments

[imortalscot.livejournal.com]

I'd hate to see what would happen if they had to find someone else who could wear a fat suit and act like an idiot.

I thought we already have that. Tyler Perry?

[yendi]

Sure, but having Madea play Big Momma would be wrong and possibly cause some sort of rift in the universe.

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Picture this: Tyler Perry's Medea Goes to Big Momma's House With The Klumps! More black actors cross-dressing in fat suits then you'd have ever dreamed of!

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

"I'd hate to see what would happen if they had to find someone else who could wear a fat suit and act like an idiot."

Depends... how much are they paying?

Hell, I wouldn't even need a fat suit! :-\

[sheistheweather]

I really enjoyed Mrs. Doubtfire, actually. Always have.