The modern classics

[yendi]

Elayna is off at a birthday party. So gwynraven, shadesong, and I are watching a contemporary classic movie. That would be One-Eyed Monster, starring Amber Benson and Ron Jeremy.

It's just as good as we'd expected it to be. Possibly even better.

Comments

[sage-and-sea.livejournal.com]

This sounds....almost really funny. I'm terrified.

[greatcalvero.livejournal.com]

Good enough for a Days of Horror entry, perhaps?

[stephen-dedman.livejournal.com]

I'd never heard of this, but I just have to see it.

[lordrexfear.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

You LIKED One-Eyed Monster?

I freaking hated it... and I hated the pretentiousness of "and Introducing Ron Jeremy"...

Mostly because it didn't... AT ALL!

Credited as Ron Hyatt he did a share of small roles.
In C.O.D., which was an early Chris Lemmon vehicle, he played a reporter.
as the evil Pizzaface in Caged Fury (amazingly, NOT a porno, although one could argue)
and John Frankenheimer used him a bit...
He was even in The Chase with Charlie Sheen (but so was Flea from RHCP...so)

But that's all Ron Hyatt...
BUT in 1994's The Dangerous, a film starring Michael Pare and Robert Davi, with Joel Grey, John Savage and Elliot Gould.

His role is seriously minor... but he's Ron Jeremy in it... and its a real role, in a real movie... THAT movie has the honor of "Introducing Ron Jeremy"...

He was also in Red Line starring Michael Madsen... that could get "the honor"....

or maybe 54, the film about the club.

But if we want to really be real? Like seriously? To be honestly upset that One Eyed Monster said "Introducing"...

He had real roles in Boondock Saints, Detroit Rock City, Terror Firmer, American Virgin, and one can't forget ORGAZMO.

I gotta say though...Veronica Hart really impressed me in One-Eyed Monster.