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Dear person who put a glass jar of jelly in the flip-up butter shelf in the side door of the break room fridge:

1. Your knowledge of physics is comparable to Jon Snow's knowledge of anything.

2. Only my sudden manifestation of catlike reflexes prevented a minor disaster.

And now I have to spend all day wondering if I was bitten by a radioactive cat, or if this was just a fluke.

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Date: 2013-06-19 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greylistening.livejournal.com
If I sit here and chant, "Radioactive cat! Radioactive cat!" will that make it true?

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Date: 2013-06-19 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greylistening.livejournal.com
See, you're already exhibiting catlike sensibility.

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Date: 2013-06-19 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greylistening.livejournal.com
I seem to have gotten all the Practical Cats.

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Date: 2013-06-19 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nomadmwe.livejournal.com
Everyone rolls a nat 20 sometimes. This was your moment! :D

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Date: 2013-06-19 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cbpotts.livejournal.com
You'll know for sure if you now have Super! Napping! Powers! and the ability to regard anyone & everyone with Elegant! Feline! Disdain!

I recommend testing begin immediately :-)

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Date: 2013-06-19 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cbpotts.livejournal.com
Don't forget the ! I feel ! are essential to radioactive cat superpowers. You don't just nap, you Nap!

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Date: 2013-06-19 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greylistening.livejournal.com
I agree! It's not a Super! Power! without the capitals and exclamations points. !

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Date: 2013-06-19 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silme.livejournal.com
Jon Snow? I think he's pretty knowledgeable, but then I prefer Channel 4 News to the other options.

Is there another Jon Snow besides the British journalist of whom I'm thinking? :)

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Date: 2013-06-19 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silme.livejournal.com
Ah, I only watched the very first episode of that show. Sacrilegious, I know.

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Date: 2013-06-19 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elsewhereangel.livejournal.com
#1 made me laugh. Aah, Ygritte...

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