An unsent work email

[yendi]

Dear person who put a glass jar of jelly in the flip-up butter shelf in the side door of the break room fridge:

1. Your knowledge of physics is comparable to Jon Snow's knowledge of anything.

2. Only my sudden manifestation of catlike reflexes prevented a minor disaster.

And now I have to spend all day wondering if I was bitten by a radioactive cat, or if this was just a fluke.

Comments

[greylistening.livejournal.com]

If I sit here and chant, "Radioactive cat! Radioactive cat!" will that make it true?

[yendi]

Possibly? Alas, the only way to be sure is fall from a third-story window and land safely on my feet, and I don't want to try that.

[greylistening.livejournal.com]

See, you're already exhibiting catlike sensibility.

[yendi]

Those are two words that, based on the cats I've owned, I'd never use together.

[greylistening.livejournal.com]

I seem to have gotten all the Practical Cats.