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[yendi]

Hey shadesong! Do you need a USB Hub for Hanukkah? It's got a vibrate mode, just like another Hello Kitty item you own. ;-)

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[tanaise.livejournal.com]

I wondered if they were compatible in some manner. But then I decided I *really* didn't want to know.

[tikimama.livejournal.com]

Network-ready vibrators! They could be responsive to a porno, just like the controller for Project Gotham Racing vibrates when I run into a wall!

It's the wave of the future, I tell you!

[podling]

They have them. It's called 'cyberdildonics'. There's at least one company doing it. I read an article about it once. And it was on either A&E or TLC too...

[tikimama.livejournal.com]

I think I might have seen that on Real Sex. They guy's probably in SF, we have the cutting edge of crazy sex stuff. :)

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[podling]

Oh sure, lord it over me! Heh. It looked a little... not what I'm looking for at the moment anyway. Heh.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*delighted gasp*

I don't know what a USB Hub is, but I need it!

Did you see they have a Hello Kitty computer below that? I covet!

[yendi]

Yeah, but it runs Windows. Which would make it the evil Hello Kitty. Also known as Hello Fucking Kitty.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

I need the Hello Fucking Kitty computer. I need it bad.

[two-star.livejournal.com]

I was going to say, (rather predictably,) to dump Windows and put Linux on it. But the specs are crap, especially for the price listed. (10 GB drive? 64 MB RAM? Pah. I spit upon it.) Well, the flatscreen is probably 'spensive, but still.

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

You've seen this right?

(http://www.iggle.com/images/sanrio/hk40k.jpg)
In the grim future of Hello Kitty, there is only war...

[yendi]

Yup. Not to mention Hello Cthulhu (http://www.upl.cs.wisc.edu/~kimuchi/cthulhu.html). :-)

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

You Must come to NY. There's a Hello Kitty store in Times Square (though we haven't yet determined if they have vibrating items).

[michaelnolan.livejournal.com]

they don't. I checked :)

[yendi]

I already bought shadesong the other vibrating Hello Kitty item, anyway. :-)

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. But who knew what sort of accessories they may have had? Never fear--when you guys visit, there are plenty of stores to visit . . .

[chrisv.livejournal.com]

Ok... what the hell does a USB hub need to *vibrate* for???

Ahh, ok... I just looked at the page. That is really, really freaky. God bless the Japanese, those weirdos. I love 'em! :-)

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

Y'all exchange Hanukkah gifts? But neither of you is really Jewish, are you?

I bet you exchange Christmas gifts too. Sounds like y'all are really workin' the system.