Villain supplies

[yendi]

Thanks to Rollick for this link -- The Villain Supply Store

Sample item description:

Sure, you could just cap that meddlesome government agent in the head with any cheap gun-shop pistol. But would that be fun? That's why you need an Aqua-Lethal Industries Shark Trap. Spend hours watching your least favorite intruder getting nibbled to death by a Great White Shark. And never worry about disposing of the bodies again! This 12,000 gallon aquarium of death comes either open-top or with trapdoor exposure. Easy to clean. Kit includes three (3) great white shark shark eggs and six weeks worth of Purina Baby Shark Chow.


They need a wish list.

Comments

[mfree.livejournal.com]

teehee :)

The disclaimers are a blast...

"**The Weylan-Yutani Corporation is currently paying a large bounty for information leading to the live retrieval of xenomorphic macrofauna. Contact Carter J. Burke, ex. 180286."

[mightywombat.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Nice nod to a great film. :-)

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Do they sell lasers too? cause I want lasers on my sharks. Where's the fun otherwise?

[yendi]

I'm sure a full line of accessories will be forthcoming.

Besides, once you get the sharks with lasers, everything fall apart. It's documented on film.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Accessories? Like collars or reindeer antlers for the christmas card? Or like people who help you throw the bodies into the shark tank?

[yendi]

Both. And the lasers, of course. The antlers are tricky, though. The sharks are known to get a bit uppity when you put them on them.

There's also the special waterproof DVD player. Complete with Jaws and Deep Blue Sea.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Ominous music? so people know when I'm going to walk into the room and all?

[yendi]

Only if you're playing Tales of the Floating Vagabond.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't mean I was walking out into the shark pool. (though maybe if they have a shark cage I could visit occasionally. Oh, and imagine the faces on my victims when I give them wetsuits and put them in the shark cage, and they think they're all safe--till the lasers get switched on.) I meant just in general. Do they have stock theme music, or a staff to work with you to develop your own personalized theme. (ie,"I want it dark, but with a hint of picolo.")

[yendi]

Again, that's what Tales of the Floating Vagabond is for. One of the Schticks characters can have is "theme music."

Another way is to do what they did in Fatal Instinct, and just have Clarence Clemmons show up in your closet, playing the Sax, whenever appropriate.