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[yendi]

People trust me.

They must.

I mean, why would I get so many emails from young women telling me that they just turned eighteen, or from housewives telling me that they're bored? Let alone the nice college girls who email me to tell me that their webcams are back online.

I'm just one of those people that folks like to talk to.

It makes me feel so special.

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[edie22.livejournal.com]

My favorites are the ones where they suggest they can enlarge my penis.

My non-existant penis, apparently

S/He Spam!

[bheansidhe.livejournal.com]

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WHAT??

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