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From Roger Ebert's review of Final Destination 2 (Electric Boogaloo):

The malevolent presence doesn't remain unseen for long. Soon bad things are happening to good people, in a series of accidents that Rube Goldberg would have considered implausible. In one ingenious sequence, we see a character who almost trips over a lot of toys while carrying a big Macintosh iMac box. In his house, he starts the microwave and lights a fire under a frying pan, then drops his ring down the garbage disposal, then gets his hand trapped in the disposal while the microwave explodes and the frying pan starts a fire, then gets his hand loose, breaks a window that mysteriously slams shut, climbs down a fire escape, falls to the ground and finally, when it seems he is safe ... well, everything that could possibly go wrong does, except that he didn't get a Windows machine.

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[tikimama.livejournal.com]

It's nice that the itards have such exhaulted figures like Roger Ebert to look up to. It must be a great comfort late at night, when you're working that second job at the Qwik Stop to pay for the latest mp3/microwave/video camera/vibrator in Urea, which goes nicely with your iMac in Feces.

While the rest of us (who steal Billy's OS with glee and can build a machine in a weekend at Fry's, and only have computers in 'almond' or 'magnolia') are getting laid or sleeping. ;)