There are only so many ways to say "this book sucks donkey ass."
To take Dorothy Parker's comments to the next logical level, This is not a book that should be tossed aside with great force, it should be held onto and used to bludgeon Laurell K. Hamilton to a bloody pulp.
Gah.
I am filled with a loathing for LKH that I normally reserve for members of the Bush administration, telephone salesmen, and and Courtney Love.
All I can think of at this point is Tom Volpe's criticism of Harold Robbins: "He is able to turn an unplotted, unworkable manuscript into an unplotted and unworkable manuscript with a lot of sex."
To take Dorothy Parker's comments to the next logical level, This is not a book that should be tossed aside with great force, it should be held onto and used to bludgeon Laurell K. Hamilton to a bloody pulp.
Gah.
I am filled with a loathing for LKH that I normally reserve for members of the Bush administration, telephone salesmen, and and Courtney Love.
All I can think of at this point is Tom Volpe's criticism of Harold Robbins: "He is able to turn an unplotted, unworkable manuscript into an unplotted and unworkable manuscript with a lot of sex."