Dear spammer:

[yendi]

I just received your email with the subject line, "Re: Meet Single Christian's."

Please understand, I'm not opposed to dating a Christian (and have done so in the past). However, I would never dream of dating anyone who didn't understand how to use an apostrophe. Such people have no place in my life.

Comments

[dindin.livejournal.com]

BWA!

[miranda-lane.livejournal.com]

I don't know why, but that just made me laugh out loud! Maybe it's because I have an apostrophe in my real last name... or years of being a newspaper editor in High School ingrained the whole difference between it's and its.... Whatever it was, I just think that's the funniest standard to eliminate potential mates! Not that I disagree, mind you!

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

What bugs me is that it doesn't work on any level. I tried to get it to say that single guys, named Christian, were looking to yendi for love, but without an object to be possessive of, that fails too.

[mizdandylynn.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

They need some tutoring from Bob The Angry Flower (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif)

[podling]

They're talking about Christian Bale clones!!! Hmmn. It's still wrong.

[morenasangre.livejournal.com]

Maybe they only want you to meet one part of said Christian...it just wouldn't be "Christian" to mention that part in the subject line.

[kajivar]

I'm still twitching about the "Attorney's at Law" in the Luchadore!Angel episode....

[silme.livejournal.com]

I taught in a school (a private school, an American school in England that charged an arm and two legs for tuition) that embarrassed the English department with the following sign in a car park: Visitor's Parking.

There was more than space available. I didn't understand why only one visitor could park there at a time. ;)

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

Ah, a man after my own standards.

[ealuscerwen.livejournal.com]

I support your stance entirely.

How would you feel about someone who qualified an absolute?

[yendi]

Absolutely doubtful.