Adam Explains the Music Videos

[yendi]

An occasional series.

Tonight's episode:

Whitesnake's Here I Go Again:

"Hi. I'm David Coverdale, and I've got Tawny Kitaen, and you don't."

Comments

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. *shrug* That's what I liked about it.

[gev.livejournal.com]

time flies. they've been divorced 12 years now.

seems she's a bit of a bitch. and I like the strong ones.

[lordrexfear.livejournal.com]

We're just lucky that not EVERY fucking rock star did/does that. Imagine if Brittany Murphy was in every Marshall Mather's videos? or if Brian Warner's many girlfriends appeared in each of his? At least Axl Rose had the respect to use somebody elses girlfriends in his videos and then steal them... I mean... gaudiness... not respect. Yeah... what a dick...

and fuck that David Coverdale too... Whitesnake rocked and he made his own band into a fucking hairband joke... dickwad.

[lonesomenumber1]

If you're jealous, this might take the edge off. I mean, besides the fact that the video is 20 years old, and Coverdale doesn't have her anymore.

But thanks for explaining the subtext. :-)

edge off

[gev.livejournal.com]

this page (http://www.stormandbirdsey.com/Storm%20and%20Birdsey/Miscellaneous/TawnyKitaen.htm) has links to three clips of her 'acting'...

[yendi]

Without looking at the link, I'm assuming it's the police report from when she beat Chuck Finley (something she shares with the entire AL)?

[lonesomenumber1]

Yep. Complete with mug shot. She doesn't look as bad as, say, Glenn Campbell, but she's obviously had a little too much fun.

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

She's only 41? Damn!

The above "Damn!" has two meanings. The first:

Damn, I thought she's been around far too long to be only 41.

and the second:

41 is still relatively young. There's no reason why she should look so rough.

[yendi]

Supposedly, there were more than a few drug-filled moments during her marriage to Coverdale. Then again, she still looked great when she appeared on Hercules, which was after the divorce. I suspect that she's done some fucked-up things over the last few years.

Irrelevant to Tawny Kitaen:

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

I'm on army business here! Getouttadaway, roxtars.

General, check this out:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/bassfingers/47821.html

Maybe it's the siege engines?

Re: Irrelevant to Tawny Kitaen:

[yendi]

Hmm. Could be. I've been so focused on my spies, that I really didn't worry too much about the offense yet.

[blergeatkitty.livejournal.com]

"Here I Go Again" is my favorite karaoke song. After Christmas, if I get the mandolin that I think I am getting...well...that stench in the air that you detect? That is the aroma of the promise of a really, really fucked-up cover version.

[yendi]

Fucked-up covers rule! You'll post an MP3, right?

btw, I don't know if you saw shadesong's post this weekend, but we got the card. Thanks!

[blergeatkitty.livejournal.com]

I did see it - I'm glad it arrived safely and that you enjoyed it!