A rerun

[yendi]

shadesong is asking folks to help write the worst erotica ever. I've already suggested that the publication of Laurell "K." Hamilton's Narcissus in Chains has raised the bar impossibly high for bad erotica, but folks are trying their hardest (yeah, yeah) in that thread.

Which reminded me of one of my own favorite works, my MST3K of the the worst "erotica" I've ever encountered (worse than LKH, even). It's online here for now, and will probably move to a new home some time in the future.

Background: The hack writer of this piece showed up on a mailing list that a bunch of us used to belong to, and basically posted nothing but crap until he got sick of being ignored and left in a huff. I made the mistake of visiting his website, and saw that he wrote the worst fairy porn ever (which is pretty much redundant to begin with). And I just couldn't resist writing nasty things about it. So here it is. Apologies for folks who have seen this before (I post a link about once a year).

Warning: This is a damned long read (and shows up funny on some browsers, although it looks just peachy on Safari and OSX). All the characters are copyright Best Brains, Inc, except for those that are copyright some wannabe goth porn writer.

Comments

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Hey! Gimme credit! I dragged you over and forced you to read his stories!

[yendi]

"Credit?" I think that "blame" is more appropriate. :-)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Credit, blame, whatever.

You're my favorite mad genius, you know. :)