Nick: I'm a hero. I was shot 2 times in the Tribune.
Nora: I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids.
Nick: It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.
Reporter: Say listen, is he working on a case?
Nora: Yes, he is.
Reporter: What case?
Nora: A case of scotch. Pitch in and help him.
Nick: Oh, it's all right, Joe. It's all right. It's my dog. And, uh, my wife.
Nora: Well, you might have mentioned me first on the billing.
Nick: The dog's well-trained. He'll behave himself.
Nora: Say, how many drinks have you had?
Nick: This will make six martinis.
Nora (to waiter): All right. Will you bring me five more martinis, Leo? And line them right up here.
Nora: The next person who says Merry Christmas to me, I'll kill 'em.
Nora: Is that my drink over there?
Nick: What are you drinking?
Nora: Rye.
Nick: (Picks up the glass and gulps it down.) Yes. That's yours
Nora: I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids.
Nick: It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.
Reporter: Say listen, is he working on a case?
Nora: Yes, he is.
Reporter: What case?
Nora: A case of scotch. Pitch in and help him.
Nick: Oh, it's all right, Joe. It's all right. It's my dog. And, uh, my wife.
Nora: Well, you might have mentioned me first on the billing.
Nick: The dog's well-trained. He'll behave himself.
Nora: Say, how many drinks have you had?
Nick: This will make six martinis.
Nora (to waiter): All right. Will you bring me five more martinis, Leo? And line them right up here.
Nora: The next person who says Merry Christmas to me, I'll kill 'em.
Nora: Is that my drink over there?
Nick: What are you drinking?
Nora: Rye.
Nick: (Picks up the glass and gulps it down.) Yes. That's yours
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Date: 2004-07-12 08:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-07-12 10:29 pm (UTC)Charlie's Angels
Bosley: What do you call this?
Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.
Vivian Wood: Is this the famous Charlie?
Pete: No, this is Pete.
Chad: Starfish, I would just like to say that I'm honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think you're very pretty and...Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again Starfish? Was it the Chad?
Dylan: No the Chad was great.
Chad: The Chad was great.
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Date: 2004-07-12 11:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-07-13 04:21 am (UTC)Besides, anything with Myrna Loy *or* William Powell has my vote. Both of them puts the series *HIGH* on my list...though the first was the best, in my hugely opinioinated...opinion.
I love Old Movies. (They were a gift my mother gave me) I'm gleefully collecting the Cary Grant movies newly out on dvd. We just got both "I Was A Male War Bride" and "Mr.Blandings Builds His Dream House" and I'm a happy camper. :)
Gessi
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Date: 2004-07-13 07:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-07-13 07:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-07-13 08:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-07-13 08:48 pm (UTC)I love Nick and Nora, and the "tabloids" joke is one of my favorites.
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Date: 2004-07-14 01:47 pm (UTC)My favorite old dialogue still has to be Marx Brother's, though.
Hello, I must be going...