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How come Prince never stirred up any trouble with his stuff about Kinky Lepidoptera Sex?

I mean, You've got the butterflies all tied up?

c'mon, I may not be a Professional Music Critic, but I know Butterfly Bondage when I hear someone sing about it.

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Date: 2004-08-30 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brujah.livejournal.com
Officially stamped: [DIET COKE CHOKING HAZARD]

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Date: 2004-08-30 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zuggy9.livejournal.com
Oh the horror...

and to imagine those tiny little floggers...

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Date: 2004-08-30 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aki-dreaming.livejournal.com
Just another example of the manifest double standards in our lives--it's not okay to make doves cry, but you can do whatever you want to the butterflies. Wrong! Of course, I wasn't there and I don't know if the butterflies consented...

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Date: 2004-08-30 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aki-dreaming.livejournal.com
*giggle*

That could present a complication for a bound flutterby...

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Date: 2004-08-30 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metaphorge.livejournal.com
People were too busy paying attention to those that were in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine to notice the bufferties.

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Date: 2004-08-31 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubian77.livejournal.com
Shutup already! Damn!

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Date: 2004-08-30 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bassfingers.livejournal.com
Really tiny fur-lined cuffs... oh my...

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Date: 2004-08-30 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] olliesmama.livejournal.com
Totally off subject here: have you gotten your parcel yet?

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Date: 2004-08-30 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] olliesmama.livejournal.com
*smiles* I hope you enjoy, and I look forward to the email!

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Date: 2004-08-30 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bobthegoat.livejournal.com
He must've been reading some of those Bondage Fairy comics. Fairies getting it on with insects? *shudder* There are some things you just can't unsee...

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Date: 2004-08-31 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubian77.livejournal.com
Well, you can't place faith in human beings...and butterfly wings.

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Date: 2004-09-01 01:22 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] elionwyr.livejournal.com
Butterfly sex questions were some of my fav questions at the museum.

visitor: (notices a butterfly perched on a leaf with another butterfly hanging off her butt) Umm...what are they doing?

me: They're mating.

visitor: That's - um - very acrobatic.

me: It'll take hours.

visitor: (either stares in fascination for several moments until the lack of actual motion becomes too boring, or just blushes and runs away)

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