*snort*

Oct. 27th, 2004 03:02 pm
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"A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as commander in chief." -- Dubya, yesterday.

Yes, even Dubya is endorsing Kerry!

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Date: 2004-10-27 01:13 pm (UTC)
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How to Campaign if You're George W. Bush:

1. Figure out what the weakest thing about your presidency is;

2. Tell everyone that's what's wrong with your opponent.

3. Beat it like a two-dollar drum at every campaign stop.

4. Add stupid meaningless catch phrases like "He kin run, but he cain't hide" and repeat them a lot too. (Don't expect your audience to remember that's what you said about bin Laden either.)

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