This is the world we live in

[yendi]

As I mentioned to murnkay when he linked to this article, I now want to write and publish a novel in which there's a gay character named Gerald Allen. I also want to get a law passed in Alabama requiring Rep Allen to have a laminated copy of the Constitution rolled up and shoved up his asshole. If he's so determined to shit on it, we should save him the work.

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[sempereadem.livejournal.com]

*gape*

[unquietsoul5.livejournal.com]

Passing This one along...

[montykins.livejournal.com]

At the end of the article:

"Half the books in the library could end up being banned. It's all based on how one interprets the material," Owes said.

Yeah, if you go by the internet's opinions, practically every fictional character ever created is gay. Surely there's some Jesus-Judas slash out there that could be used to "prove" the Bible has a gay character.

[yendi]

Actually, I'd blame Freudian academics, more.

But http://www.livejournal.com/community/christ_slash/ seems to back up your argument.

[jmfunnyface.livejournal.com]

That's really scary.

[theatresm.livejournal.com]

copy of the Constitution rolled up and shoved up his asshole. If he's so determined to shit on it, we should save him the work.

There has got to be a way to edit this a bit for bumper-sticker use. GOT to be.

[phantom_wolfboy]

"Our culture, how we know it today, is under attack from every angle," Allen said in a press conference Tuesday.

He's right. Only he's doing the attacking.