Goddamn spam

[yendi]

So I got a piece of spam with a subject line of "Superman in a bottle." And I had all these visions of the Bottled City of Kandor, and Supes going undercover as Nightwing, and I figured that maybe it was an offer for a new set of DC Archives, or run of Silver Age back issues.

But no, it was an offer for a pill that would allow me to "ejaculate farther." Which I don't need, as I'm not planning on entering the ejaculympics any time in the near future.

Bastards. I want my Silver Age comics.