Goddamn spam

[yendi]

So I got a piece of spam with a subject line of "Superman in a bottle." And I had all these visions of the Bottled City of Kandor, and Supes going undercover as Nightwing, and I figured that maybe it was an offer for a new set of DC Archives, or run of Silver Age back issues.

But no, it was an offer for a pill that would allow me to "ejaculate farther." Which I don't need, as I'm not planning on entering the ejaculympics any time in the near future.

Bastards. I want my Silver Age comics.

Comments

[raptorgirl.livejournal.com]

"ejaculympics"

AWESOME.

[brujah.livejournal.com]

You'll shoot your eye out!

[digitaldevil.livejournal.com]

LMAO! That added to my laughter!

[brujah.livejournal.com]

>:)

[digitaldevil.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man that got my morning started with a needed laugh.

[celticfeministw.livejournal.com]

*LOL* Thanks for the early Friday morning laugh. That was too frickin' FUNNY!

:)

[yendi]

Thanks!

[lubedpumpkin.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh :)

[shellefly.livejournal.com]

Superman wasn't in the bottle, it was Sandman.
Don't these spammers know ANYTHING???

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

You know, most spam, while annoying, at least makes sense to me. I get why someone would want to enlarge her breast size or his dick length.

But the ones promising to help me increase the volume and/or reach of my ejaculate utterly mystify me. What sort of advantage or pleasure could that possibly give me?

[quillismightier.livejournal.com]

Especially since I know every woman loves cleaning up afterward.

"It's bad enough I have to wipe down the wall, but did you really have to hit the ceiling?" She whines to her husband who is laying comfortably on the dry side of the bed.

[yendi]

*nod* It's something I've never quite understood, either.

[litch.livejournal.com]

It's more a thing from gay porn, the money shot in much of gay porn involves someone shooting accross the room

[yendi]

Could be. Whereas in straight porn, the guy just lets it drip on the woman's breasts, which doesn't need any velocity.

[listeningowl.livejournal.com]

"ejaculympics" LMAFO
that should be metaquoted. i loves new words.

[yendi]

I swear, I need my own personal book of Sniglets.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Huh, I had visions of Superman in the S2 movie in that Crystal that took his powers away.

Ejaculympics, coming to FOX this fall!

[yendi]

Nah. Too classy for Fox's reality show standards.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

oh, snap!

[eldritch00.livejournal.com]

More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. It's...Ejaculympics!

[glendaplatypus.livejournal.com]

Classic.

[yendi]

Thanks!

[mermaidnchains.livejournal.com]

ejaculympics! *giggle*

This just made me think of that old adage: Superman, man of steel - Lois Lane, woman of Kleenex.

Somewhere, someone has a link to that - and I know you know which story Im talkin' 'bout.

ejaculympics! *still giggling*

[yendi]

*nod* By Larry Niven. Loved that story. :-)

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

[mermaidnchains.livejournal.com]

Man, no one can out-geek you hon! :D That was FAST! Thanks!

[yendi]

Actually, I employed my Google-fu. :-)