The novel Jean Rhys should have written

[yendi]

A touching tale of an overweight horse growing up (and going mad) in the West Indies:

Wide Sargasso Seabiscuit.

Comments

[boutell.livejournal.com]

Marry me?

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

You know only a couple of us are gonna get that ref, still, bwahaha.

[emerald-ibis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but she kind of did write that already. It just lacks the title, and they call the horse "Antoinette."

Oh dear goddess...

[kenakari.livejournal.com]

::dies laughing::