Awake

[yendi]

So, looks like the wireless I found yesterday was a fluke -- only connection I can actually count on, it seems, is from my hotel room. Feh.

So now, I'm off, looking for breakfast. I'm searching for the perfect breakfast sandwich, and en route, I expect to encounter danger, excitement, and even learn something about myself, only to discover the sandwich isn't all that impressive.

Yes, I'm on a quest to find the Egg McGuffin.

(I bet it's in a briefcase, or maybe a statue of a bird).

Comments

[zeyr.livejournal.com]

Everyone needs to find the McGuffin, though. Be prepared for many travails. :)

[zeyr.livejournal.com]

/me was very tempted to wave the McGuffin at you triumphantly before toppling off a cliff or something. However, it is still to early for me to be coherent enough to pull that off with aplomb. :)

[bibliogirl.livejournal.com]

*GROAN*

[ninjakitten]

::winces and groans:: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Full marks. :)

[yendi]

*bows*

Thanks!

[tablesaw]

After three years of The Eggs Files, I can't believe I haven't thought of that yet.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

The yolk's on you then.

[lonesomenumber1]

That's one poultry excuse for a pun.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Puns of a feather, are bad together.

[yendi]

To be fair, I was reading the final Dancing Gods book by Chalker this week, and the entire book is about a search for the original McGuffin, so the word appeared abotu five times a page. Kind of embedded itself in my mind.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Oy gevalt.

[olliesmama.livejournal.com]

Dammit, now I want 'Donald's for breakfast. LOL Thanks, there, bud. =P

[olliesmama.livejournal.com]

Or! You could look for the Egg McGrifton! Which is a sandwich that is advertised, but when you receive your order, there's nothing there and your wallet is empty.....

do I get marks for that one?

[boutell.livejournal.com]

Ow.

[unquietsoul5.livejournal.com]

You Seek the Egg McGuffin... then you need to find...

The Maltese Falcon.... it lays Egg McGuffins...

[amywon.livejournal.com]

If you are still in baltimore, try the cheasapeake bagel bakery on Pratt street across from the world trade center.

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

Nah. The bird's a fake. Made of lead, don'cha know.

Gessi

[shellefly.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm on a quest to find the Egg McGuffin.

Your wit makes me happy, even when I'm at work. :)

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Try the local shopping center, I hear The Mall Cheese Falcon, is good there.

[phantom_wolfboy]

Oh, that was goood.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

It sure is, just don't bogart the whole thing.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

You are so dead.

[jerel.livejournal.com]

ooh.

[techempage.livejournal.com]

http://www.holyducttape.com/ttr/sandwich.html

Well, it may not be perfect, but will holy do?