Urge to kill rising. . .

I need a t-shirt that says, "Ask me why I think you should just go fuck yourself." That, or a license to use my axe as needed.

Won't go into how annoying today is so far, except to say that when I got back to the office, I learned that the Farrelly Brothers are remaking The Heartbreak Kid. If any of you have access to the Farrelly Bros, do the world a favor and shove their faces into a paper shredder. Please.

On the plus side

1. I scored another freebie from First Look Books: Francesca Lia Block's Necklace of Kisses, a new Weetzie Bat book.

2. Work got better, for the most part. And there was free Savage Pizza leftover from a meeting. mmm, tomato basil pizza.

Well, it fits.

Me: Oh, they're making a movie out of How to Eat Fried Worms.

shadesong: Cool.

Me: And it's adapted and directed by the guy who did The Banger Sisters.

shadesong: Which got terrible reviews.

Me: And doesn't even deal with the same subject matter.

shadesong: As far as we know. There may have been fried worms.

Me: That may have been one of the terms they used as The Banger Sisters.

shadesong: Yeah, like "tossing salads."

Me: "Eating fried worms."

That's today's new gross sexual innuendo.

(Oh, and in other news, we're moving to Boston!)