Quick geek break

No matter how busy things are here, there's always a minute free to watch the new Matrix trailer.

And it's nifty, even if it does swipe one of its best visuals straight from Session 9.

I also watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation last night, but I don't have time to rant about how unbearably awful it was. This does for the TCM series what Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers did to that series. In all the worst ways.

Back to the treadmill.

What makes a man?

The ability to not scream like a girl when your cat jumps on your leg in a vain attempt to get to your Diet Dr. Brown's Cream Soda, misses, and claws the shit out of your calf is what makes a man.

I am a man's man.

The Mets Win the Series!

Espn ran a computer simulation of the '62 Mets against the '04 Tigers, to see who would win in a battle of the worst teams of all time. And the Mets managed to win the simulated series in 7! Woohoo!

In other news, I washed the bad taste of TCM: TNG out of my mouth by finally watching (now that Tivo managed to catch it) Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence. Now this is quality entertainment! Although it lacked Bruce Campbell (and even Claudia Christain) from the earlier movies, it still had Robert "Worst Bond Villain ever" Davi as the lead (actually, he was an okay villain in the worst Bond movie), as well as the gorgeous Caitlin Dulany. Besides, how often do you get to see TV's Doug Savant get defibrillated to death? That's not a rhetorical question; if there are other opportunities to watch him die, I want to know.