What tv needs

We need a sitcom about a strange Icelandic person who moves to America and lives with a journalism student/music store clerk. The Icelander's strange customs, as well as her weird aging pattern (where she seems to actually get younger) will confuse most people who don't know where she's from. Hilarity ensues. The show's title, of course, is Bjork and Mindy.

Damned remakes

Could someone please tell me why the fuck TNT feels the need to remake Salem's Lot, which Tobe Hooper did a fucking amazing job on the first time? Haven't they learned anything from the

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Guilty Pleasures

Listening to a mix of Veruca Salt and Night Ranger songs while getting work done is so damned fun.

*drool*

I so need this book:



At some point I need to write about the thrill of discovering the LSH back when I was nine or so (and long before the Mark Waid Craptastic Reboot that destroyed the concept).

Jarring segues

I have iTunes set to overlap on transition, so the last second or three of one song gets played over the first part of the next song. Normally, it's pretty smooth. But my randomizer just moved from Nathan Lane singing "Comedy Tonight," to Rocket From the Crypt. Yeesh

Vlad and the Mets?

Wow. The last day or two has been rife with rumors that the Mets have leapt into the Vlad Guerrero race. Which seemed impossible and unlikely a few months ago.

I'm not expecting them to actually land him, frankly. I think Vlad may be happy to let them force up the O's offer. But at the very least, the push by the Mets has moved the Dodgers out of the picture, which means Vlad's not in the NL, which helps the Mets out of the gate. And if the Mets land him, well, yeah, that'd rock.

Cheesy LKH Merchandise!

Link ganked from dtaylor.

Yes, you can have your very own "Jean-Claude Slept Here" nightshirt, and live out your Mary Sue fanfic to your heart's content.

Dammit dammit dammit!

Variety has confirmed that Miramax has moved the Quentin Tarantino sequel Kill Bill: Vol. 2 from February 20 to April 16.

But I wanna see Bill die now, dammit! :-(

Fuck.

EDIT: And Hellboy just had its named changed to Super Sapiens. Yeah, the entire fucking industry is smoking one big crack pipe.