An unsent work email

Dear person who put a glass jar of jelly in the flip-up butter shelf in the side door of the break room fridge:

1. Your knowledge of physics is comparable to Jon Snow's knowledge of anything.

2. Only my sudden manifestation of catlike reflexes prevented a minor disaster.

And now I have to spend all day wondering if I was bitten by a radioactive cat, or if this was just a fluke.

An unsent work email

Dear person who put a glass jar of jelly in the flip-up butter shelf in the side door of the break room fridge:

1. Your knowledge of physics is comparable to Jon Snow's knowledge of anything.

2. Only my sudden manifestation of catlike reflexes prevented a minor disaster.

And now I have to spend all day wondering if I was bitten by a radioactive cat, or if this was just a fluke.

Well, that's a small relief

Jasper Fforde revised his previous idiotic and frankly hypocritical stance on fanfic a couple of years ago.

Well, that's a small relief

Jasper Fforde revised his previous idiotic and frankly hypocritical stance on fanfic a couple of years ago.